March 2012
Everyone else: if i dont get a ticket for one direction ill be mad
Me: me too. if i dont get a ticket to one direction i will run on a floor of razors, sell my virginity to a donkey for money, then buy a knife with it and cut everyone's hands off so no one can hold their one direction tickets so i will take them all whilst they struggle around handless, and then go to the concert naked because no one else will be there then me and one direction will move to madagascar and get married and have like two kids each but i couldnt support more than three each because they would all compete for our affection but really id just want to have sex with one direction all the time so id forget to pack their lunches and stuff but itll all be so cute and lovely
Everyone else: what
Me: I said id be pissed if i didnt get a ticket.
f1nn1ck:
the hunger games comes out this month
the hunger games
comes
out
this
month
niall horan: well i'm irish so
Watchhayleyhaedrich-styles:
staybitchin:
shann-ii:
omfg
yes.
ma jam
mychemicalnachos:
when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
hayleyhaedrich-styles:
wand-erection-69:
...
lindsaylohanthony:
yolo vas happenin is the motto
brabecks:
if i was famous i’d literally spend all of my time replying to people on twitter and reading fics about me
I want to hug Zayn right now and never let go.
Peeta to Katniss: BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
get it
because you were on fire
everyone: he's just an actor
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
How do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer
Do you know what happens when I get near a computer
fuckyeah-tomlinson:
Do not go to his house
Do not go to the airport
Do not tweet him for follows
Do not complain about him not being in America
Or i will find you And i will kick your face
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
February 2012
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Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same OTP.
Watchwaves-of-pure-emotion:
keepcalmandmosh:
YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS
I just watched it 20 times omg.
